Don't EVER come back to our motel!

Dear XXXXXX,

Please don't think I'm being rude. I'm telling you this for your own good. I don't think you should ever, ever come back to our motel!

Unless, of course, you want to see how much better it now is. Oh… And unless you want a minimum 10% discount off our normal prices. Or, indeed, even better discounts if you book online and stay for three nights or more. If that's the case, we'd love to see you again!

But that wouldn't be you, would it?

I suspect you wouldn't be interested in the new dining room on the 9th floor, either? The one with panoramic views of the marina and coastline? The one that's offering two cooked breakfasts for the price of one? Or the fact that the balcony rooms on the 9th and 11th floors have been completely refurbished, bathrooms and all?

No there's no way… Not even if I tell you that every room now has free Foxtel – 10 Channels including Fox Sports 1, 2 & 3, Showtime and Showtime Greats. And I suspect the fact that you can use our wireless Internet connection, anywhere in the motel, at very affordable rates is just one more reason to steer clear.

You're a sensible person. I'm sure you'll take my advice and stay away. At least until September 18, when this offer ends.

But just on the off-chance that I'm wrong, I've included a 'Book Now' button in this email… Click it at your own risk! You never know how many pleasant surprises await you! Things like free off-street parking, and free continental breakfasts, all year 'round.

And one final thing: please make sure you don't tell any of your friends about the offer. (I've included a button for that as well, though. You've got me doubting myself, now!)

Thanks for your kind attention.

James Brown
Manager
Atlantic Tower Motor Inn